Danny Oshiro was a brilliant, but odd freshman at college with the reputation of being the most wide-eyed, simplistic student on campus. His obsession was harmless Internet factoids, the kind one only reads out of boredom. It brought about a certain satisfaction in collecting them. Though, unlike normal hobbies, there were radical problems with his collection that would bother a scientist. One being, how could he possibly tell which ones were true? The answer came as right as rain to test them himself and find out firsthand.
However, as Umeniko would soon discover, some factoids aren't harmless after all.